just some craps

2nd day

2009-03-03T04:24:00.000-08:00

today was my 2nd day of my attachment..did nothing much yesterday,but today me and my fren were assigned to do some excel thingy..damn!
i totally forgot bout excel and visual basic..had to do some programming here and there..lucky thing my fren remembers some stuff..

anw,i want my 2 weeks of office work to end fast..i cant take it with office clothes..so uncomfortable..after my 2 weeks,i'll be onboard a supply vessel at thailand..syiok or wat?!!
haahahah..

the only good thing of office work is that i can wash my eyes..but the thing is,they are older than me..so,kinda turned off..too bad i guess..

attachment

2009-03-01T07:12:00.000-08:00

tomorrow is my 1st day of attachment..i'll have to do 2 weeks of office work..so that means,i can wash my eyes! haahahha..after 2 weeks,i'm off onboard ship..which is wat i've been waiting for..i'll be onboard for 5 weeks..and i'll be back here again..

anw,i jus want to graduate fast and get done with my ns..coz i want to work and earn BIG money..with that money,i want to buy a 2009 R1..it's a big sports/race bike btw..i'm so getting my eyes on that bike..

with my mum..i dun know wat's the prob..everytime i speak a word,she says i'm rude..so might as well i keep quiet..when i'm quiet,she says i'm emo..HAIZ..dah kenape?

interview

2009-02-24T06:18:00.000-08:00

tmr is my interview with the company that i'm going to be attached to..hopefully everything turns out to be well..and praying that they will take me for my whole period of attachment..

2009-02-01T06:58:00.000-08:00

was doing some dreamweaver on my com..when i had to paste someting..and this appeared..

Señora Gruesa ツ says:
he said we're falling apart.
Señora Gruesa ツ says:
and i said this. if we're falliing apart, we should work things out. whatever larh danial. i'm tired of your bullshit.

hmmm..am i someone who loves to bullshit?

enjoyedzz?

2008-12-05T07:20:00.000-08:00

today had my last paper..lucky thing not that difficult..but i'm not expecting full marks coz i miss out some points here n there..but nvm..

after paper..went for a relaxed time,i think..we bowled for 5 games! gosh..my hands are all so numb by the heavy balls..and i hate bowling!

of all the 5 games..i scored only 2 strike..and the rest went into the longkang..even if i hit the pin,i hit PATHETICALLY only one..that is SOOO SOOO sad..

i guess u can think how bad bowler i am..well oh well

ANW,holidays are here! but assignments are there..

who wants to go out btw?coz i'm really really goin to rot at home..PLSSS someone..

AKU GIAN nak keluar..

MST oh MST

2008-12-04T04:57:00.000-08:00

i'm so depressed lar dol(who's dol anw?)..

mid semester was not easy man!

all the papers were un-manageable ar!

even though i studied..

i'm so so damn angry..

and my dream of getting good gpa goes down the DRAIN..

down and down and down..

NOW enjoy like mad..tmr's last paper,hope it'll be easy but i guess it'll turn out like the rest..

if MST is already difficult..wonder how's semester exam?

currently

2008-11-27T06:41:00.000-08:00

listening to songs..

planning for the coming holidays..

stressed bout my weight gain..

motivating myself to lose 15kg by next year..

and even though i worked like mad,i'm still BROKE..

money

2008-11-09T07:27:00.000-08:00

do wait,
do ate,
do it,
duit.

fatter

2008-11-07T04:51:00.000-08:00

so long didn't update..u know wat that means?

that means i'm having a LIFE..a very very 'BUSY' life..hahaahah

and i'm getting fatter everyday..way much fatter..

done

my advice

2008-10-26T22:02:00.000-07:00

to the smokers..

pls puff in a more expensive ciggarette..coz the cheaper ones,u nvr know wat's in the cig..this also helps u to live longer..trust me..

for example,
those who sniffs glue..glue can easily be bought n cheap which damages the brain and only able to live approximately around 2 years..but those who take in heroin or the more expensive drugs,which are much much expensive and difficult to buy,live longer as they can live approximately up to 20 to 30 more years..

ciggarettes are like drugs,so guys and those few gals..pls puff in more expensive ciggarettes

chicken wing

2008-09-27T09:22:00.000-07:00

ok,nowadays i tried to stay away from chicken wings..not that i want to adopt a healthy diet..but when i come to think of this,chicken wing is the hand of a chicken right?from the hand,u'll have the arm and then shoulder..

So,chicken wing is just the hand of the chicken..and think of this,chicken wing also got armpit wat..when the chicken sweat,cnfrm sweaty kan armpit die..and there are also bulu or chicken feathers..when armpit collects sweat,cnfrm bau kan?

then these human beings catch and slaughter the chickens for food..some may like chicken wings deep fried or bbq-ed..and most people like chicken armpits best..tak geli ke?

tips: try smell your armpit 1st before you eat the chicken wing

micheal jackson at geylang

2008-09-16T09:15:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAAHAH

its not the real micheal jackson lar..just now at geylang ard 10+ while i was on my way back from work,there's this bapok wearing handgloves and a hat..exactly like micheal jackson..except that this bapok got BIG BOOPS n the nipples are SHARP ar!!

okok..i'm not pervert..but it jus happen that its too BIG..u girls must be jealous when u see his/her boops..lucky thing dah berbuka..haahah

while he/she was crossing the road,there's this promoter teasing this bapok calling him/her micheal jackson singapura..then the crowd on the other side of the road cheered on her..HAHAHAHAH..the louder the crowd cheered,the more she GELEK..hahahaahha..damn funny lor..then the promoter went to turn on micheal jackson song,billie jeans..

and my dad,went to look at him/her,n guess wat..she jeling ar! hahahaahah..really funny lor..but in the meantime,geli also have..

so yea,that's bout it..u guys out there,pls dun become bapok..

i got a new gf!!

2008-09-09T07:33:00.000-07:00

woo hooo!!

at last..i got a new gf..haahah..happy ar i tell u..

she's not fat..

but the thing is,she's dark lar..

if i have the time,i'll take a pic of her and show it to u..ok??

but sad lar..i jus got to know her today,then there's this 3rd party..

always disturb2 one..

don't know how lah..

i can't be rude to the 3rd party..

i have to respect him coz he's older than me..

aiya..see how lah..

till now,i can be patient..

broke

2008-09-08T02:07:00.000-07:00

err..what eh?

ok..lately,i'm damn broke..due to something i bought..so these holidays i might be busy working here and there,both at changi and geylang..eh wait,now then i realise that the place i'm working are related to sex stuff..changi for bapok and geylang for prostitutes..AHAHAAHHA

okok..fasting!

now off to work at geylang..

last paper

2008-08-22T08:09:00.000-07:00

my last paper would be on the 27th Aug..

ends at 8 pm..

and right after last paper,we're planning to catch the 4bia(phobia) movie..

well,looking forward to it..wanna join anyone?(text me if u want even if u have no money..i can treat u,seriously..haha)

random

2008-08-21T07:53:00.000-07:00

ciak !!

otak katak botak berkotak-kotak

in the train

2008-08-21T07:47:00.000-07:00

i was on the way back from sch at nite ard 9pm..i over-heard these 3 mak ciks having a conversation..about baby bonus n giving birth lar..

there was this youngest mak cik among them,shared with them that she can't shit while pregnant for these past few months..her voice was so loud i tell u..then she even told wat came out when she tried to shit..

she said KELABU(grey) came out..i dun even know what she means..but me being myself went on to think what the 'grey' thing might be..haahahah..she even said a yellowish and greenish fluid came out while trying to shit..and the best part was..at times,she shitted just one NUGGET..

OMG..i was laughing like mad in my heart..hahaahahah..a shit can become a nugget..and they are like,talking in the public? hahaahah..and of all food, why nugget?hahaahah..

do i look like one?

2008-08-04T03:32:00.000-07:00

yesterday at my workplace..

there's this nyonya,able to speak malay..
i approached her and asked what was her purpose of coming to my workplace..
she said she just wanted to go home throught the back door at my workplace..
she even told me she was here just to tell off the QIJI that the laksa's chilli she bought yesterday was bad till she got lao sai(diarrhoea)..
then i was like?whatever lah..

nevermind that,before she goes home..she asked me,lu jantan atau betina?(are you male or female)
haahahah..OMG,i was shocked n speechless for a while..then i laughed..and of course i told her i was male lah..

haiyo..maybe if i have big boobs and sexy butt,i guess i do really look like a girl..haha..even my brother told me,abang ni mcm pompan lah..(bro,u looked like a girl lah)..not only that,even at my workplace,my workmates told me i looked like a butch..and at sch,my friend mistaken me for a girl..

TuT!!!

long hair no more

2008-07-26T06:50:00.000-07:00

bye bye long hair..

and hello shot hair..

and i hope they won't say that i look like i'm in the 20's again..haiya

or maybe because of the newly-grown pimples?

used not to have,but now..haiya

my parents

2008-07-25T07:58:00.001-07:00

wat a title..

i don't know..i just think my parents are lousy..they always scold me for being too quiet..but i guess,they should think why i'm like this..

whenever i'll try to talk to them or jus share with them something,they should at least listen to me..but no,they will always ignore or jus not giving me any encouragement to do something..well,that's why i'd rather work than stay at home..i would also like to go out,but then,no one to hang out wih..

it's not that i want their attention,it's like u can see it for urself..they're jus treating me as if i'm just someone in this house n not their son..but nvm,as soon as i get a bike,nothing to worry bout..i'll jus go round s'pore n waste fuel..

oh yea,i really hope i'll still get green packets for this Hari Raya..hahaha

my day

2008-07-20T07:30:00.000-07:00

ok lah..i'm jus bored..so let's jus type out wat i did today..

got back home at 7 am jus now..changed clothes n then slept all the way till 12pm..
i was from my work lah sumwhere..it was 12-hr nite shift..before i went to work yesterday nite,i went to watch the fireworks..i mean to teman this group of frens yang GHAIRAH sangat nak tgk bunga api..n they are gals lah..as usual..kinda boring jugak,so my new fren and i went away from them while they enjoy the national day preview..we hanged around marina square..this new fren of mine was a fren of my fren's fren..but we got along like old frens lah..

ok,back to today..sat at home..tried to play PS2,but died so many times in this stupid game lah..i guess i shld really return this ps2 to my uncle lah..coz it doesnt belong to me..

waited for time to fly,soon it was already 7pm..ate my dinner..mee rebus seh!! my mum lah masak..not bad lah..only lack of some taste in the gravy..

hmmm..tmr schling..ok lah..nothing to look forward to..exams are in like 4 week's time?so yea,cant wait for hols..need to earn lots of money dude!

so,i guess this is wat real blogging is like instead of just short n lame post..hahaha..who cares anw?nobody reads my blog..but i dun mind lah..ok peeps,take care..

ghost story

2008-07-01T08:32:00.000-07:00

I was sleeping..

All of a sudden, i heard someone calling me at late night..

it goes like.. PSSTT !!

i kept queit,n tried to sleep again..

i could smell something nice and pleasant..

a little while later, it goes again.. PSSTT !!

i'm starting to feel scared but curios..

so i got up n look around..

it goes again..PSSTT !!

and the smell is getting stronger..

i heard it came from something white stuck on the wall..

and only to found out that it was jus AIR WICK perfume..

screw

2008-07-01T08:30:00.000-07:00

wat if a screw is so important to you?

one day, accidentally u lost it..

you're SCREWED man!

MST

2008-06-26T09:26:00.000-07:00

now then i know what MST was all about

it's jus Mid-Semester Test

all this while they were talking bout tests

n i jus seem to know nothing

wat am i doing at sch?

ice-cream apek

2008-06-03T10:34:00.000-07:00

apek(chinese old man) rings the bell,sells ice cream..

an indian gangster passes by..

and beats him up..

u know why?

cause the bell goes like..

KELING !!! KELING !!!