last paper

my last paper would be on the 27th Aug..

ends at 8 pm..

and right after last paper,we're planning to catch the 4bia(phobia) movie..

well,looking forward to it..wanna join anyone?(text me if u want even if u have no money..i can treat u,seriously..haha)

random

ciak !!

otak katak botak berkotak-kotak

in the train

i was on the way back from sch at nite ard 9pm..i over-heard these 3 mak ciks having a conversation..about baby bonus n giving birth lar..

there was this youngest mak cik among them,shared with them that she can't shit while pregnant for these past few months..her voice was so loud i tell u..then she even told wat came out when she tried to shit..

she said KELABU(grey) came out..i dun even know what she means..but me being myself went on to think what the 'grey' thing might be..haahahah..she even said a yellowish and greenish fluid came out while trying to shit..and the best part was..at times,she shitted just one NUGGET..

OMG..i was laughing like mad in my heart..hahaahahah..a shit can become a nugget..and they are like,talking in the public? hahaahah..and of all food, why nugget?hahaahah..

do i look like one?

yesterday at my workplace..

there's this nyonya,able to speak malay..
i approached her and asked what was her purpose of coming to my workplace..
she said she just wanted to go home throught the back door at my workplace..
she even told me she was here just to tell off the QIJI that the laksa's chilli she bought yesterday was bad till she got lao sai(diarrhoea)..
then i was like?whatever lah..

nevermind that,before she goes home..she asked me,lu jantan atau betina?(are you male or female)
haahahah..OMG,i was shocked n speechless for a while..then i laughed..and of course i told her i was male lah..

haiyo..maybe if i have big boobs and sexy butt,i guess i do really look like a girl..haha..even my brother told me,abang ni mcm pompan lah..(bro,u looked like a girl lah)..not only that,even at my workplace,my workmates told me i looked like a butch..and at sch,my friend mistaken me for a girl..

TuT!!!