Saturday, September 27, 2008

chicken wing

ok,nowadays i tried to stay away from chicken wings..not that i want to adopt a healthy diet..but when i come to think of this,chicken wing is the hand of a chicken right?from the hand,u'll have the arm and then shoulder..

So,chicken wing is just the hand of the chicken..and think of this,chicken wing also got armpit wat..when the chicken sweat,cnfrm sweaty kan armpit die..and there are also bulu or chicken feathers..when armpit collects sweat,cnfrm bau kan?

then these human beings catch and slaughter the chickens for food..some may like chicken wings deep fried or bbq-ed..and most people like chicken armpits best..tak geli ke?

tips: try smell your armpit 1st before you eat the chicken wing

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

micheal jackson at geylang

HAHAHAHAAHAH

its not the real micheal jackson lar..just now at geylang ard 10+ while i was on my way back from work,there's this bapok wearing handgloves and a hat..exactly like micheal jackson..except that this bapok got BIG BOOPS n the nipples are SHARP ar!!

okok..i'm not pervert..but it jus happen that its too BIG..u girls must be jealous when u see his/her boops..lucky thing dah berbuka..haahah

while he/she was crossing the road,there's this promoter teasing this bapok calling him/her micheal jackson singapura..then the crowd on the other side of the road cheered on her..HAHAHAHAH..the louder the crowd cheered,the more she GELEK..hahahaahha..damn funny lor..then the promoter went to turn on micheal jackson song,billie jeans..

and my dad,went to look at him/her,n guess wat..she jeling ar! hahahaahah..really funny lor..but in the meantime,geli also have..

so yea,that's bout it..u guys out there,pls dun become bapok..

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

i got a new gf!!

woo hooo!!

at last..i got a new gf..haahah..happy ar i tell u..

she's not fat..

but the thing is,she's dark lar..

if i have the time,i'll take a pic of her and show it to u..ok??

but sad lar..i jus got to know her today,then there's this 3rd party..

always disturb2 one..

don't know how lah..

i can't be rude to the 3rd party..

i have to respect him coz he's older than me..

aiya..see how lah..

till now,i can be patient..

Monday, September 8, 2008

broke

err..what eh?

ok..lately,i'm damn broke..due to something i bought..so these holidays i might be busy working here and there,both at changi and geylang..eh wait,now then i realise that the place i'm working are related to sex stuff..changi for bapok and geylang for prostitutes..AHAHAAHHA

okok..fasting!

now off to work at geylang..